Due to unforeseen circumcision I have murdered a shop assistant...

Can a notice get any better/worse than this?! 2 well crafted mistakes in each sentence. The unforeseen fridge apologises for the inconvenience.

chopper harris

I don't know if he is the gardener, the secret keeper or the administrator...

Art Decco

Who is Recco and what has he mended?

Where's the i?

There's another wedding venue nearby that's got more exclusivity than this one has.