Wednesday, 5 October 2011

Your turn

This could have been a great sign, with some important instructions, but sadly the lack of 'ed' made me laugh so much that I left all the lights on and the heating up full blast.

Poor taste


They were too hastie to check the spelling on this sign 'cos they were too busy eating a big pastie.

Except no mercy!

There aren't really words to describe this one - it's just fantastic.

Spag what?!


Unless I'm mistaken, I've always thought that it should be 'spag bol' for short. I'm suddenly not as hungry as I thought I was.

Where's the o?

Beware - signwriters creating signs with the American spelling of 'manoeuvre'. Or maybe they were Americans?

Yet another ery-ary mistake

I've seen so many of these that I'm beginning to doubt that the dictionEry has got it right! More of these to follow.

Thursday, 28 April 2011

Due to unforeseen circumcision I have murdered a shop assistant...

Can a notice get any better/worse than this?! 2 well crafted mistakes in each sentence. The unforeseen fridge apologises for the inconvenience.