Your turn

This could have been a great sign, with some important instructions, but sadly the lack of 'ed' made me laugh so much that I left all the lights on and the heating up full blast.

Poor taste

They were too hastie to check the spelling on this sign 'cos they were too busy eating a big pastie.

Except no mercy!

There aren't really words to describe this one - it's just fantastic.

Spag what?!

Unless I'm mistaken, I've always thought that it should be 'spag bol' for short. I'm suddenly not as hungry as I thought I was.

Where's the o?

Beware - signwriters creating signs with the American spelling of 'manoeuvre'. Or maybe they were Americans?

Yet another ery-ary mistake

I've seen so many of these that I'm beginning to doubt that the dictionEry has got it right! More of these to follow.