Who's Cashew anyway?

I didn't know that these nuts were named after an actual person - Halley's Comet, Stephenson's Rocket etc.

No S today, thank you very much.

Moday, Tueday,Wedneday,Thurday, Frday, Satuday, and Suday.

Wintery?!

Even the BBC can't be bothered to use spelchequer anymore.

lax attitute to gravlax

Can this spelling really be this lax? I have checked to make sure it is not a legitimate spelling in another language (see Wikipedia page). I'm not even sure if it's a C or a G at the start but I am sure that it refers to Gravlax. 

Update: I have found that it is the Danish spelling and is correct! (see this page). Still worth leaving in with my apologies to the sign-writer.

Now they are in Devon surely it should be Gravverlacks or Gravvy Lacks or any variation...

Double F

I much preffer only one f.

Unnecessary S?

We also want powers tools, musicals instruments, computers games and other electricals goods.

Double L

Is this a deliberate spelling mistake to divert your attention away from the massive cost of parking in this car park?