Stationaryery?

Be careful not to get in the way of any moving desks.

Save your mussels and winkle, remain clam.

Possibly the last state I would remain in if I heard the fire alarm

Double D?

If we took a holliday, some time to cellebrate.

I was looking for the . . .

dining room, but this'll do if you haven't got one.

Fish-e?

It's like a mackerel but with less E numbers and E letters.

I am NOT eating that!

I don't care what dressing it's got on it. No way.

Nut's nuts

Nut's what? I guess we'll never know.

There's a moose loose

Click on the picture and look closely to see a rare Canadian delicacy. Anyone for Stilton Moose?

Fred Upstaire

Sell your wares up the staires.

Funny business

What a great new word.

i before e

Sorry if I inconveneinced you.

I'll take Dailey...

Last week it was Mikey, This week it's Dailey and next week it's Smiffy available to take away.

Tailor?

Good old Taylor - he'll sort the whole thing out.

It's the ultimate... or is it?

Is there a fish called an ulit?