I'll have sum of that!

If you eat all and not just sum of your porridge in the morning, you'll grow up to be big, strong and handsum.

What's the point?

Not once, but twice. What a beauty, but by appiontment only.

Another dire enquire.

This word crops up a lot - maybe there was a run of faulty dictionares.

Michael?

St. Micheal is the patron saint of Friday afternoon spelling. He's not very well known.

Not unlikely

I really lke this one.

Stationaryery?

Be careful not to get in the way of any moving desks.

Save your mussels and winkle, remain clam.

Possibly the last state I would remain in if I heard the fire alarm

Double D?

If we took a holliday, some time to cellebrate.

I was looking for the . . .

dining room, but this'll do if you haven't got one.

Fish-e?

It's like a mackerel but with less E numbers and E letters.

I am NOT eating that!

I don't care what dressing it's got on it. No way.

Nut's nuts

Nut's what? I guess we'll never know.

There's a moose loose

Click on the picture and look closely to see a rare Canadian delicacy. Anyone for Stilton Moose?

Fred Upstaire

Sell your wares up the staires.

Funny business

What a great new word.

i before e

Sorry if I inconveneinced you.

I'll take Dailey...

Last week it was Mikey, This week it's Dailey and next week it's Smiffy available to take away.

Tailor?

Good old Taylor - he'll sort the whole thing out.

It's the ultimate... or is it?

Is there a fish called an ulit?

preposterous but propitious prospectus spelling

 After looking up the meaning of 'propitious' it would appear that the student is requesting some favourable conditions!

Looks like the auto-correct has been work again.

Sent in by one of our secret spelling spotters, identities of all concerned have been anoymised for fear of non-propitious outcome if left in place.

,Unnecessary, comma , , , , ,

The comma police will get you for this one.

Let me read that again...slowly.

Bit blurry so please click on the picture for a closer look. Confusing enough due to a lack of commas, but try working that out when you've drunk your fill. Your taxi will have left - you might as well go to sleep until the cleaner lets you out in the morning.

error with no error - helpful computer popups

Not a spelling mistake, but still worthy of an entry...I'm pretty sure an error did occur because every time I click something (and it doesn't work), this appears!

Apparently an error didn't occur when I tried to select an option, I just imagined it and the computer was able to detect my imagination.

Shout it out aloud

Is it the word 'and' or a single bike that is not saying much?

Where's Monastery Road then?

I took this lovly pic with my camra.

e-i-e-i-doh!

Life's just a peice of cake.

Very Important Garnish

"Why does he get a capital letter and we don't?" said the mushrooms to the onion rings.

Experience not necessarily

Will she be having an out-of-body experience whilst serving you your favourite tea, or providing you with a fully interactive cake trolley sort of experience? Costa, beware. Pleace.

Where have all the good men gone?

The rest of you will just have to use the alley round the back. And bring an apostrophe with you when you come back in.

New bumper sticker?

If it makes you happy . . .

Too many red Ss

The other red S was bought in the sale. And where do I go to make an enqury?

brought not bought from Typos Galore

 

You must have had a big truck to have brung that!