Stationaryery?

Be careful not to get in the way of any moving desks.

Save your mussels and winkle, remain clam.

Possibly the last state I would remain in if I heard the fire alarm

Double D?

If we took a holliday, some time to cellebrate.

I was looking for the . . .

dining room, but this'll do if you haven't got one.

Fish-e?

It's like a mackerel but with less E numbers and E letters.

I am NOT eating that!

I don't care what dressing it's got on it. No way.

Nut's nuts

Nut's what? I guess we'll never know.