Yet another ery-ary mistake

I've seen so many of these that I'm beginning to doubt that the dictionEry has got it right! More of these to follow.

Due to unforeseen circumcision I have murdered a shop assistant...

Can a notice get any better/worse than this?! 2 well crafted mistakes in each sentence. The unforeseen fridge apologises for the inconvenience.

chopper harris

I don't know if he is the gardener, the secret keeper or the administrator...

Art Decco

Who is Recco and what has he mended?

Where's the i?

There's another wedding venue nearby that's got more exclusivity than this one has.

They thought they were going to wembley or they think they are going to Wembley?

Apostrophe alert!

It reads as if they have already been beaten and they WERE going to Wembley and they look remarkably cheerful after being beaten.

Just one quick dob of paint and were becomes we're and the trip is back on again...assuming their team were on form (or should that be there team where on form or they're team we're or...)

Who's Cashew anyway?

I didn't know that these nuts were named after an actual person - Halley's Comet, Stephenson's Rocket etc.